Betcha by gollywow
Great for if you have a soppy love scene to get back to writing.
Amazing for launch party fantasising. Sod it, why not?!
Don't Turn Around
Anyone who likes reggae will find this extremely uncool. And yes, I do love Bob Marley, but something about this number gets me everytime. It's like the reggae male version of Gloria Gaynor's 'I will survive' - and no, that's not on my list of guilty song pleasures. Even I have some standards.
We've only just begun
Another great launch party fantasty song. And I know that everyone now agrees that Karen Carpenter had one of the greatest, sweetest most effortless voices of all time, but she did wear terrible dresses.
If you haven't been sick, yet, this guilty pleasure song might do the trick. Unless you turn it up really loud and intoxicate yourself with the euphoria factor (try it!)
The Whole Town's Laughing At Me
Let them laugh! With Teddy's tender voice ringing in your ears you won't hear them.
Coming to America
I don't care what anyone says, this is powerful! Come on Neil, show 'em what you've got!
Barbra is definitely not guilty song material - she is cool, but not the way I do her. We're talking fake microphone in hand, curly hair up with a few stray ringlets and my very own Kris Kristofferson blow-up doll (okay that last bit was a lie, but it might come to that).
Laughter in the Rain
Okay, this is bad, really bad. Pity me, but remember, it is this sickly sweet nostalgic song which inspiressome of my harshest fiction about life, death and sex.
So Far Away
Give me a break, I could have chosen, 'You've got a friend' and I didn't. And I've chosen this cool version of 'So Far Away' with James Taylor playing guitar. Oh, lord, I am such a hippy!
Sometimes I shut the curtains, turn the volume up high and listen to some of the most embarrassing vinyl tracks around. Then I head back to my computer filled with inspiration. Here are my top ten cheesy songs. Feel like owning up to any of your own? Do so below...
Carol Muskoron has written, edited and blogged for top UK publications, including The Guardian, The Telegraph, The Independent and way too many women's magazines to mention. But it's only on this blog that you'll get the really personal stuff...